Quotes

Some interesting quotes I found on the internet or around.

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One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor!…
Five Tequila, Six Tequila, Seven Tequila, Morgue
Some random surfing find

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The Reds’ record at Old Trafford is outstanding. How much of a difference does playing at home make?

It makes a big difference. When you’re in the tunnel and you hear on the speakers, “Please welcome the champions of England, the champions of Europe and the champions of the world,” you just believe that you are going to crush anybody that is in your way. I get goosebumps every time I walk out at Old Trafford. It’s great. Teams come here and stand off in the first 10 minutes. I know what that’s like – when I came here with Tottenham, you’re aware of the history, the big stadium, the fans… Luckily now I’m on the other side!
(Amazing words from Dimitar Berbatov taken from Manutd.com)

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Save Earth, this is the only planet with girls!
(A status message of a friend in my instant messenger)

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There’s an unwritten truth about women. The good one’s are taken. The one’s who aren’t — well, there’s a reason.
(via Aditya@Twitter)

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Not getting laid off has become a bigger concern than getting laid.
(via Mehul@Twitter)

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“one of those long European nights when you don’t know whether you’re watching a game of football or a game of suicide”
(Sir Alex Ferguson, after Manchester United beat Inter Milan in the 2008-09 UEFA Champions League knockout match at Old Trafford.)

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Its really so easy to find things to give to women, they always need so much 😛 Men are the simplest, yet most complicated!
(via LimeIce@Twitter)

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